The Palace of Wisdom Is Overgrown With Ragweed

A list of things I'm thoroughly convinced of. Enjoy.

1. The Welsh are still waiting to buy a vowel.

2. Your god is not angry with you. He/she is probably just too busy catching up on what he/she tivo'd last week.

3. We speak when we cease to be at peace with our thoughts.

4. Computers are imbued with the spirits of dinosaurs. Really, anything with plastic carries the spirits of dinosaurs. Especially plastic dinosaurs.

5. A new cheerleader had to be regenerated from that toe.

6. Dear gods and little fishes, people, no one cares about that spammy email you just sent everyone.

7. It really doesn't matter who you vote for in the next presidential election. All politicians are pretty much the same. Just pick someone you like, and put it on a write-in ballot. I, personally, am writing in the name Don Rosenzweig. He's pretty cool.

8. Nudity is overrated, unless you're hot.

9. There is no truth, only perception.

10. Invisible gnomes have been filming my life.

11. Brett Brooks is a far greater man than anyone gives him credit for.

12. I don't care that I ended the previous sentence with a preposition.

13. The answers can be found from within.

14. It's just your jive talkin' that gets in the way.

15. A religion is no more than a club. Faith comes from you, and extends no further than the end of your own nose.

16. Rick Astley will never:
• give you up
• let you down
• run around
• hurt you
• desert you

17. Belief will give it power.

18. Eat less and exercise more.

19. I still don't care about ending that sentence in a preposition.

20. A respiratory allergy to ragweed pollen will cause the average blogger to write lame entries, such as lists of random crap.